Tuesday, January 20, 2009

Sometimes the Question is Wrong

A Repeat Customer leaning against the counter and hassling the doorman asks:
If 3/3 and 7/7, are you still monkey faced?

No. More a cute but wise marsupial. Go ask Stuff White People Like or Fuck You Penguin.
This phone is not dada. It is not nihilist. It may be superior to you but it will never leave you in the dust.

Our answers are not for folks who are in a big hurry to leave the drowned world behind, their softer-brained acquaintances tilting their heads to one side trying to figure out superior sounding nonsense "comedy."

That is the wrong question. It takes little effort to make bad nonsense. Good nonsense takes work. Don't presume that you can pull it off in a couple of minutes before you leave for your ignominious office.

This is not the place for nonsense. We do not have the time to do it right.

1 comment:

  1. Ok. I'll admit my question was shit. But, Andre Breton? Come on! At least give me Marcel Duchamp to look up to.