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ReplyDeleteFOX: Local residents are shocked by the story of a Phoenix lawyer who murdered his family and then took his own life.
ReplyDeleteCNN: Police have identified the remains of Albert Renyolds, a Phoenix lawyer who took his own life after murdering his wife and two kids.
FOX: Phoenix coroner Larry Holden reported that sharp blades and blunt objects were the cause of death for the two children . . .
CNN: . . . Holden, The Sheriff of Phoenix's Coroner, held a bag of blood up over his head . . .
FOX: . . . tufts of hair and cereal . . .
CNN: . . . skin particles under the fingernails of both children . . .
FOX: . . . bits of brain in this gory scene . . .
CNN: . . . traces of semen . . .
FOX: . . . family values . . .
CNN: . . . family values . . .
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